People come to my blog through many doorways. Most commonly by Facebook, Email and Stumbleupon. When people come to my site through those means, I am unsure what they are searching for. I wonder what has brought them here and if they enjoyed what they found. I encourage you to leave a comment or rate my posts, so I can get to know you whilst improving my writing!
But there is another means to reach my site. A more personal path. A route that tells me exactly what you are looking for.
Do not fear. My technology is not advanced enough to know who you are or where to find you, but, I do know what you come seeking.
Pubic Hair Related Material.
Today, several people or maybe just one person with a lot of pubic hair related needs, came to my blog via search engine by typing in “My husband sheds pubic hair” “Pubes” “pubic hair loss reasons” “Man losing pubes” “genital hair loss”.
This is not the first time a search for pubes has led people to My Life of Cards. A while back I wrote a post pertaining to my husband’s shedding of short, black and kinkies which happen to describe ALL his body hair. One can not be too cautious, they are all pubes when found and must be approached accordingly.
I hope you read THIS post and
1. Felt less alone in your battle against pube shedding
2. Found the solution to your pubic hair dilemma. On a personal note, bathing my husband and brushing him out afterward has downgraded our shedding situation tremendously.
Now for a treat! Here are some of the most searched terms that lead people to My Life of Cards, in no particular order because during the process of “copy and paste” it went all wacky. I responded to what I could.
why do people say balls (because it’s a versatile word and fun to say)
miracles, are they real (Yes, I believe so.)
i hate idaho (Ditto.)
cards about balls (I haven’t made one yet, but come back later… I’ll write one just for you!)
how to get rid of a fat crotch (I Googled this as you did. The only true way to rid yourself is lipo or starvation. Sorry. Feel less alone by reading THIS!)
sexy husbands (Aren’t they nice!?)
i can see your nipple (You’re welcome or I’m sorry.)
dwarf female (Mine is a wizard, what’s yours?)
Where is God? (Good, deep question. Simple answer, God is everywhere.)
female dwarf with bow
holy balls expression (HOLY BALLS!)
jenny mccarthy crotch (No porn here…)
coffee snob (Yes, it’s true.)
tired of being a doormat quotes (I have a card for you, HERE!)
girls period card (Another card, HERE!)
jenny mccarthy crotch shot (Again, no porn.)
American Flag (USA, USA!)
crazy bitch (I don’t know if bitch would be the right word.)
why balls? (I ask myself this all the time.)
dirty housewife (Sometimes.)
Balls Humour (You’ve come to the right blog, my friend.)
condoms (Are uncomfortable but less uncomfortable than AIDS.)
facial hair (Shave it, Wax it, or Embrace it.)
is summer sausage good on an all protein diet? (Yeah and so is Salami, Pepperoni, and Balls… Sorry that was rude. No, it’s not healthy, period.)
neighbor is sexy (Aww thank you!)
i have a fat crotch (Me too, sorry.)
teen guys who kill their girlfriends (Creepy)
fat dimpled butt (Hey! Have you been spying on me???)
girls blood on my undies (Sounds like a job for the dry cleaners, buddy.)
concussion (Suck balls.)
pubes everywhere when i sweep (ME TOO!)
thumbs up (You betchya!)
petting my arm hair (This makes me feel very insecure.)
crack house living room (I had one of those. HERE!)
crotch to crotch exercise (Now this sounds like fun, tell me more in the comments!)
she gets f***** from behind because she is so ugly (That’s just mean…)
fatcrotches (Yes yes, I get it.)
bad hair card (Right HERE!)
terry cloth material on fat people (I threw away those shorts, btw.)
fat crotch (Again, check.)
sausage and condom (I see you’ve come across a similar situation.)
scottish eyebrows (I knew a pair once!)
i got a card prison talk (Please elaborate!)
hot white girl gets drunk (responsibly… have we met?)
hibiscus refresher diarrhea (Hmm… Maybe you reacted to the caffeine?)
scottish thick eyebrows
My life sucks (Let’s chat. Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org)
my life of cards lacey (You found me!)
condom filling cartoon
obama you didnt do that (Oh, one of YOU people.)
emotionally unstable post concussion syndrome (Me too. Check out THIS SITE it’s a wealth of information.)
does intoxication justify infidelity (No, Dumbass. But it does other things HERE!)
tired being doormat (Then strap on your boots and kick down some doors! I believe in you!!!)
That’s 1/3 of the list. People seem to be searching for a lot nowadays and I am glad I can be one to help. Leave a question in the comments and I will respond promptly, you can also email me at email@example.com. No question is too little or too big. I am a fountain of information and advice. I also am full of wit and sarcasm and might not be of much help depending on your question and my mood.
One last thing before I close. What the heck is “Hencet” and why does that word bring people here? It’s a top searched word (sometimes it’s coupled with other random words) and I have yet to figure out what it is or who it is. Search engines bring up a mix bag of weirdballs with those terms. I don’t understand. Will someone please solve this mystery for me!
Happy Thursday Balls!